You can now buy cheese named after your favourite 80s love songs

Ever wanted to try "Total Eclipse of the Harvati"?

February 7, 2019

The 80’s and cheesiness go together in a way that few things do, but supermarket chain Aldi has brought their marriage to a whole new level with a line of cheeses that are cheesily named after equally-cheesy 80’s hits. We know what you’re thinking: that’s a lot of cheese, tell me more.

Introduced for Valentine’s day, the limited edition line of edible puns dropped today, with six different varieties to choose from. Whether it’s Cyndi Lauper or Def Leppard that you want to have a slice of on your ham on rye, you have your pick of the litter when it comes to how cheesy you want to get. You can check out all of the hilarious varieties above, along with some maybe-less-funny (but just as damn cheesy!) Weird Al’d out lyrics for each product.

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