You can now buy Louis Tomlinson’s house

The One Direction alum just listed his 4.69 acre Spanish style property for a solid chunk of change.

February 2, 2018

Louis Tomlinson‘s house is now on the market! Tomlinson had been initially listed the property to rent for a measly $400,000 a month. However, with this property now up for full ownership for one lucky buyer, Tomlinson seems to be opting for his Georgian Moderne residence. And who said millennials can’t own property *she asks as she cries into her avocado toast.*

Nestled in the mountains between Malibu and Calabasas, this property is a home away from home. For the low low price of $13.999 million dollars (Louis, couldn’t you just sell it for $14 million?), you can get:

  • An outdoor living room (with a built-in barbeque area because Louis is not a pleb!),  
  • A formal living and dining room,
  • A library
  • An eat-in kitchen, a double-height family room
  • A professional quality screening room along with an entertainment and games room
  • Five bedrooms and eight bathrooms.

That’s not all. The property also includes a guardhouse, two guesthouses, a fitness pavilion, and a Japanese-style teahouse. Of course, the teahouse sits on the top of small hill surrounded by grapevines. Apparently, having a $13.999 million dollar property isn’t enough, so you obviously have to have a Japanese teahouse — the perfect way to impress any Tinder date.

If you really are a die-hard fan, this may be the most expensive piece of One Direction merch you can buy anytime soon. So, if you happen to have $13.999 million dollars lying around, you can now buy the rights to say “This is MTV and welcome to my crib” for probably the rest of your life.

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