These fake punk Facebook events are better than your local show listings

Want to see Crass at Sea World or Dave Matthews' head in a toilet?

August 21, 2015

Internet jokers Being a Barn (whose comedy stylings fall somewhere between 4chan and The Hard Times) have sent out Facebook invitations for a series of outrageous fake music events.

From August 30 to October 22, according to the event‘s description, “world famous (and super shitty) actavist punk band Crass supports their favorite institution Sea World by playing a month long concert every day.”

That same day, the DMB frontman will make an intimate appearance at “420 whales bladder lane, Humboldt county.” Here’s the pitch: “After a lifetime of floating jams and dumping turds off of bridges, the smirking face of America’s number one alternative rock singer finds itself facing a final flush. What will happen to Dave?”

Finally, fans of anarcho crust-punks Leftöver Crack are invited to stake out a spot at “69 suck me street, 69696” from October 23-January 22, 2016. See you there?

Exclusive videos, interviews, contests & more.

sign up for the a.side newsletter

sign up