We wish these fake music clickbait headlines were real

November 19, 2014

Clickbait: As Homer Simpson might say, it’s the cause of, and the solution to, all of the internet’s problems.

As infuriating as bait-and-switch titles can be, we can still appreciate the hilarity of certain title—the Gawker headline “Flavor Savoring in the Boom Boom Room: Pizza Hut Daps My Mouth-Hand,” for example, is beautiful, beautiful poetry. Still, there’s a certain predictability to clicky headlines, and that’s why things like the Clickbait Headline Generator exist.

We had it generate us 12 musical headlines—and to be quite honest, we’d totally read these stories.

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